![]() ![]() I should probably get ready for that, just in case.” Of course, in some cases, your body isn’t grounded in reality and will end up getting aroused all by itself, for no reason at all.Īrousal is also called being “turned on” because it is, in a way, like your genitals (and other areas, like the nipples) have been turned on or activated. It’s just your body saying “Hey, there might be sex about to happen. It doesn’t mean that you have to do anything, and it doesn’t mean you want to do anything. Sexual arousal, the type of arousal I’m talking about here, is the body preparing itself for sexual activity of some kind. So if you’re bursting at the seams, get to the nearest available pee station and drain your lizard before you become a victim of the No Reason Boner.What’s this “Arousal” thing I’ve heard of? If you aren’t near a bathroom (or tree, or bush, or shady building, or alleyway…or basically any kind of free-standing structure) and need to hold it, then you might be in for a big (or small, depending on who you are) surprise, because the fullness of your bladder has a direct effect on your dick. The more you drink, the more you’re going to have to piss. Intense bladder pressure can also cause a spontaneous erection. ![]() Out of nowhere, your main man pops up to say hello. Not super rough, but just enough to get a nice little vibrato effect going. Specifically, you could be on a bus, or in your family’s car on the way to a holiday dinner, when the road gets a little bumpy. Just make sure you have the situation under control, because if you’re wearing sweatpants or gym shorts, you could be in for a very embarrassing moment. ![]() Whether you’re playing sports, taking a pleasurable hike, or just moving from point A to point B, any contact your member makes with your pants, shorts, boxers, whatever, could cause a random bonerific occurrence. This is probably the most standard and frequent cause of the dreaded NRB. You were just trying to get across the street. A few seconds later, your third leg is ready for action. A gentle breeze hits your arm and flows up through your shirt to your neck and ear. You’re standing on a street corner in the city, waiting for the go-ahead to cross the street. Well, you don’t need a woman in order for that to happen. A few seconds later, your minuteman is at full attention. If you’ve ever had a woman breathe into your ear, or near your neck, then you know that it sends shivers down your spine. So if you happen to be sitting in class and the air direction changes, you could catch a whiff of the bitch that broke up with you so she could “explore her curiosities.” Even if you hate her from the very core of your soul, it doesn’t change the fact that her smell still gets you going. The slightest smell can remind you of your Grandma’s cooking, or your uncle’s weird, stale breath, or even your ex-girlfriend. Here’s some interesting information you might not know: Smell is the sense most connected to memory. But why do they happen? What causes this flash mob in your pants? We have probed the depths of the human psyche and investigated our own desires in order to discover the causes of the No Reason Boner. ![]() In the medical field it is referred to as a spontaneous erection. It’s called a “No Reason Boner,” or NRB for short. You’re minding your own business when, all of a sudden, for no particular reason at all, you get a hard-on. ![]()
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